I still want some damn Apple juice!

So i had some apple juice. I got it free from my transportation driver. And that begins my lovely little story.

I was saving my apple juice for a special occasion. A month later I opened it in class, took a sip and did a spit take across the table and choaked on the rest, my friend asked me what happened and i told him, he then told me I drank wine, and I told miss Pam and she was like, Abby😖!and I was like😱 and friend was like😨

Moral of the story, if you wanna get crunk try very old apple juice :3